Quotes
Season One
WELCOME TO THE HELLMOUTH
"I didn't say I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I have all these fluffy bunny feelings for them, I'm just not gonna get way extracurricular with it."
-Buffy
THE HARVEST
"For as long as there have been vampires, there's been the Slayer. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One."
-Giles
THE WITCH
"Yeah! You're the Slayer, and we're, like, the Slayerettes!"
-Willow
TEACHER'S PET
"It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to."
-Xander
NEVER KILL A BOY ON THE FIRST DATE
"Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time."
-Giles
THE PACK
"Why couldn't Xander be possessed by a puppy or, or some ducks?"
-Willow
ANGEL
"You're in love with a vampire?! What, are you outta your mind?!"
"What?!"
"Not vampire... How could you love an umpire? Everyone hates 'em!"
-Xander
I, ROBOT- YOU, JANE
"I can just tell something's wrong. My spider sense is tingling."
"Your... spider sense?"
"Pop culture reference. Sorry."
-Buffy and Giles
THE PUPPET SHOW
"Kids. I don't like them."
-Principal Snyder
NIGHTMARES
"You are a lousy clown! Your balloon animals are pathetic! Everyone can make a giraffe!"
-Xander
OUT OF MIND, OUT OF SIGHT
"Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror everyday and seeing nothing there. It's an overrated pleasure."
-Angel
PROPHECY GIRL
"Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, okay? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest. You could go, 'hmm'."
-Buffy
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